POPE FRANCIS ORDERS PENTAGON THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS NEAR COLLAPSE AND TO PREP FOR ‘MASS CIVIL BREAKDOWN’

SENATOR: I GREW UP DOING ‘ALL KIND OF INDECENT THINGS WITH DOLPHINS AND THEIR BLOWHOLES’

LOOK: GAY DEVIL COP KISSING ANOTHER MAN IN FRONT OF WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.