TRENDING NOW: FINISHING THE WORST FRONT PAGE HEADLINES ACROSS THE WEB AND OVER THE SEA

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WHY HILLARY WOULDN’T ATTACK PALIN ‘FOR BEING A WOMAN’ IS BECAUSE SHE IS ONE AS WELL DESPITE REPORTS SUGGESTING SHE IS A MAN OR GRUMPY OLD CAT

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The danger in your pocket? A loaded penis

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Missoula police release photos of South Avenue armed robbery suspect because look we have a robbery section prominently featured on our front page; Missoula must be a great place to live

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Ukraine to Create Escape Routes for Civilians in East Because No One is Expected to Follow these Fleeing Civilians along Well Publicized Escape Routes

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Worked to Death: Why Do Tired Truckers Risk Crashing?  Well you can’t really ‘risk crashing’ – you can risk ‘falling asleep at the wheel’ – unless by crashing you mean passing out, or falling asleep.  But to answer your question of why do tired truckers risk crashing? I think you’ve already answered it in the headline.  They risk crashing because they want to die.

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